RickToons has contributed to Open Source Objects since episode 1. He smells very bad. Please tell him to take a bath, as he's been stinking up the writer's corner like some sort of rotting fruit.
Literally Spade. Inexplicably enjoys making jokes about 'kicking in the handle'
Engaged with Fat Amulet in 2009, he is currently still stuck in a loveless relationship. I have no idea why he would marry her in the first place but he is currently trying to settle for a divorce. Unfortunately, his wife had custody over the kids and his own existence. I don't think that's how law works in OSO but who cares it's all fictional jeez.