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"Don’t touch my spray nozzle!" - Cologne
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OSO Novel walks down a path in the city.
Yellow Crayon
Welcome contestant thirty-two, OSO Novel! The doors will now be opening.
The doors open and OSO Novel enters the dome. She walks down a path and spots Tart and Holly talking.
Holly
Oh hey! The thirty-second contestant has finally arrived. Now we can find out what this is all about.
Tart
Hey, why don't we all walk-
OSO Novel
To the center? Yeah, thanks, but I'll pass.
OSO Novel walks toward a big group of contestants further down the path. Tart and Holly follow.
Diamond
So that's when I sped past him in my go-kart and I was all like, "See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya," and he was all like, "Nooo! I can't let you beat me for the fifth time in a row!" And then I totally beat the course record. Isn't that cool?
Coaster
Not really, seeing as you've repeated it to me about four times while we've been waiting here.
Diamond
Oh. Well, I have other stories too, y'know.
Penny
Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Diamond
Oh! I was just telling Coaster how talented I am at skydiving.
Coaster
Go-karting.
Penny
Oh, really? That sounds pretty cool. So you're pretty extreme then, huh, Diamond?
Diamond
Yup, I'm the best there's ever been, baby.
Penny
You should do well in this competitive-type of stuff then, Diamond. I only got dragged here because of my dumb big brother...
Diamond
You'll be glad you're here, this is gonna be really fun, y'know?
Nail Clipper
Yeah, yeah, sounds great and all, but, isn't the host supposed to like, be here? Who even is the host?
Server
Whoever it is, we'll know him while we see him.
Sippy Cup
So, you mean like, that guy?
The host, Crayon Box appears high in the sky, standing on top of a large platform.
Intro.
Crayon Box's platform lowers to ground level.
Crayon Box
Alright, now that you all have arrived, I'd like to personally welcome you all to: Open! Source! Objects!
Guarana
What makes this, open source?
Crayon Box
Don't worry about it!
Sippy Cup
Uhhh...
Nail Clipper
Who even are you?
Crayon Box
I'm Crayon Box, and I-
Yellow Crayon
*pop* I'm Yellow Crayon; this is your host, Crayon Box. Beside me are my fellow co-hosts: Red, Blue, and Green. Who are you?
Green Crayon
Hey Yellow, be nice. She's just curious.
Red Crayon
No, Green. She was being disrespectful.
Blue Crayon
Uh, guys, we shouldn't be fighting.
Red Crayon
Why shouldn't we?
*overlapping chatter*
Crayon Box
Just ignore that. What matters now is that you are all here. Which means we can finally get started!
OFGB
Uh, are they gonna be okay in there?
Crayon Box
Oh, don't worry. They're fine. Anyways-
Green Crayon
*gasping*
Crayon Box
Uh, anybody got any tape? *cough*
Crayon Box
This is where you all will be competing.
Coin
This is dumb.
Putty
Who even had the time to build this entire thing?
Yellow Crayon
Well, you see, *muffled screams*
Crayon Box
That's not important at the moment. But what is important is that we need to start the first challenge!
Crayon Box presses a button that releases balloons.
Crayon Box
Let me explain. You'll all be suspended in the air with these balloons and you have to find a way down. The last eight people to do so will be in danger of being removed from the competition.
Penny
Woah!
Paintball
Wait! This isn't fair! I won't be able to get down!
Vape
Just try and get to me before you float up too high and I can help you, PB.
Crayon Box
Well anyways, come get your balloons, everybody! Go! *buzzer*
It zooms out, showing all the contestants with balloons in the air.
Guarana
Come on, Graffiti, this should be easy.
Graffiti
Speak for yourself, Guarana! You've got that weird husk to protect yourself! How am I gonna get down safely?
Guarana
Hmm, well, maybe we can sabotage others while we think a way for you to get down. Crayon Box never said we couldn't.
Diamond
Hey, Coaster. Remember how I told you I was good at skydiving?
Coaster
No, it was-
Diamond
Woo!
Coaster
Woah! *sigh* Well, I guess that's one way to get down.
Glowing Heart and Cologne bump into each other.
Cologne
Ahh! Don't touch my spray nozzle!
Glowing Heart
Hmm?
Cologne
Uhh, I mean, hey!
Glowing Heart
Hi.
Cologne
Uh, you okay?
Glowing Heart
I can't get down.
Cologne
I thought you could fly.
Glowing Heart
I would, but... *sigh* I'm afraid of heights.
Cologne
Wow, hmm, what if I help you?
Glowing Heart
How so?
Cologne
Just grab hold of me while you fly down, so if something bad happens, I'll break your fall.
Glowing Heart
But I don't want to hurt you!
Cologne
Heheh, I'll be fine, I promise. And in the slim chance that I'm not, at least I'll smell good!
Glowing Heart
Ha! Okay, let's do this.
Pitcher
Ugh, this is taking so long. How can anybody ever do this? *Pitcher sees Inhaler* Hey, you! Get me to the bottom!
Inhaler
Pitcher, I don't appreciate your tone of voice. If you want to be approachable by others, you have to be a nice person.
Pitcher
I, uh-
Inhaler
You can't just go around being a nuisance to others and expect them to listen to you and do what you say.
Pitcher
Shut up, nerd! I don't need a lesson on how to be nice!
Pitcher pops Inhaler's balloons, and Inhaler falls safely.
Pitcher
Oh, my waiter! Could things get any worse?
Cologne
Careful, careful... don't touch, okay?
Glowing Heart
Yay, we did it!
Cologne
Yes! I'm safe.
Pitcher
*in shock* Are you actually kidding me? Everyone else is ahead of me!
Vape tries to reach Paintball until she flies up too high, but he fails.
Vape
Guh! I couldn't get there in time.
Server
*sigh* Yeah, but how are we gonna get down?
Graffiti tries to pop Server's balloons until Guarana interrupts him.
Guarana
Hey Graffiti, I'm getting tired of this whole sabotage thing. I'm just gonna get down.
Server glares at Graffiti.
Graffiti
Heheh... *Graffiti screams while he's falling, and eventually dies*
Crayon Box
Ooh, that's gotta hurt! Well, since he died, he's automatically up for elimination!
Holly
Shall we try and do what Guarana did?
Tart, Corny, and Vape
No!
Corny
I have a much better idea! *Corny pulls out an anvil* Grab on!
Tart
Wow, this is actually really effective.
Server
Wha... how did they do that? That's physically impossible.
Vape
I don't know man, just focus on getting down.
Pitcher
Grr, I'm so mad right now! Can't I just pop this one stupid balloon?
Blob falls inside of Pitcher.
Pitcher
Huh, usually I'd be mad that I'm about to lose, but, I actually feel at peace with the universe.
Pitcher falls on Corny, and Corny dies.
Tart
Oh my gosh, you just killed him!
Pitcher
Tart, relax, such is the way of the universe.
Loren
Hup, mmm, di- agh, geh, ihh, arhh, nugh. *gets tangled up in balloons and sighs* Dang it.
Penny
I think we should try to get down now.
Roulette Wheel
This should be easy. All we have to do is... *grunting*
Retainer and Coin
What are you waiting for?
Retainer
That's what I said!
Roulette Wheel
*sigh* I can't seem to pop any of the balloons. I don't have arms.
Coin
Guys-
Retainer
Wait-
Retainer and Coin
None of us have arms!
Coin
How are we gonna get down?
Penny
Oh, dear.
Coin
He's got arms!
Penny, Coin, Incense Holder, Retainer, and Roulette Wheel
Organic Fruit and Grain Bar! (X4)
Extension Cord
Hey, thanks for helping me up there.
Phonograph
Yeah, no problem.
Server
Yes, I'm here!
Inhaler
Finally, you made it! You want to finish our intellectual discussion now?
Coin, Penny, Retainer, and Roulette Wheel
OSO Novel!
OSO Novel
Yeah?
Penny
Could you try and help us?
OSO Novel
Well, I'll say I'll try, but-
Coin, Retainer, Penny, and Roulette Wheel
*sigh*
OSO Novel
It was a scripted event anyways.
Microphone
Hmm. I think I can survive that fall.
Microphone falls on Black Square, causing them to both fall and die.
Roulette Wheel
You know guys, I don't really know if we're gonna make it.
Coin
What are you talking about? We're so close!
Incense Holder
We're armless! There's nothing we can do. I think it's best if we just accept what's coming.
Penny
Yeah, I got to agree with Incense here.
Coin
Given up already? Geez, what's wrong with you losers?
Roulette Wheel
Huh? Nail Clippers! We need your help! Pop our balloons!
Nail Clipper
Why can't you guys do it? Hahaha! How did you even get yourselves into this situation? I'll get you guys down. Oh no! Can't reach! Ha! Now how do I begin to leave?
Coin
Ugh, no!
Nail Clipper
Ah! I've got a much better idea. What if I just untie it?
Incense Holder
*screams until he dies*
Nail Clipper
Heh, whoops!
Censored pops their balloons to reveal their legs.
Censored
BEEP
Putty
Woohoo! That was pretty easy!
Censored painfully lands on the ground, along with Diamond and Coaster.
White Dango
Okay everyone, we have to come up with a plan.
Pink Dango
*S I G H*
White Dango
Great! So I think it will be best to untie our balloons. Green, will you do the honors? You're the only one with hands.
Green Dango
But uh, what if I untie too many?
White Dango
You won't, though!
Green Dango
I dunno!
Pink Dango
If you two don't do something soon, we'll be put up for elimination.
Green Dango
Yeah, but like, I dunno...
Pink Dango
Ugh!
White Dango
Looks like we've got some company.
Penny
Dango(s), do you think you can help us out?
Pink Dango
Go away!
White Dango
We'd be glad to! What exactly is it that you need help with?
Roulette Wheel
Can you pop some of our balloons, please?
White Dango
We'd love to! Right, you two?
Green Dango
Uhh...
Pink Dango
No!
White Dango
Yay!
The Dangos pop the balloons, and then Green Dango quickly unties his balloons, and they land safely down.
Paintball
*sigh* This is so unfair! How does CB expect me to do this? *Paintball hits the top of the dome* Uhh! I hit the top! Oh, what if the challenge is done already? I really have to finish this! I have to get down! *Paintball struggles to get to the bottom*
Crayon Box
Hmm, does anyone know the current state of the competition?
Coaster
Yeah, there's twenty-three who made it down, four people who are still in the air, and five people who somehow managed to die doing this.
Crayon Box
That means there's... *muttering* one more safe spot left!
Putty
So, who's left up there?
Coin
I only see Sippy Cup, Organic Fruit and GRAIN BAR!... and Loren.
Extension Cord
Whos the last one?
Vape
*gasp* Paintball! She's still up there.
Crayon Box
Oh wow, she floated all the way up there? Yeah, this is going to be very interesting. One of those four will be safe. The other three will be up for elimination!
Guarana
Hey, uh, what happens if no one comes down?
Sippy Cup
Whee! This is so much fun!
Phonograph
Sippy Cup, maybe you should get down from there.
Sippy Cup
Why?
Phonograph
Well- *record scratch*
Sippy Cup
Ugh, fine, I'm getting bored up here anyways. Just gotta find a way to untie a balloon. Hmm...
Paintball
I, can't rely on my friends right now... Uh... it's a long way down... Better late than never. *Paintball rips the string of her balloon and starts falling* Ahh! This was a horrible idea!
Sippy Cup
I think I've almost got the knot undone! *Sippy Cup undoes the knot and starts lowering, while Paintball hangs on to Sippy Cup's untied balloon, afraid, and then Sippy Cup makes noises with her tongue* Huh?
Crayon Box
And it looks like Sippy Cup is the last one to get immunity!
Paintball
Ooh, uh, I'm not jumping this time!
Vape
Paintball!
Coaster
Yeah, she's not coming back down.
Crayon Box
Well, it looks like Black Square, Organic Fruit and Grain Bar, Incense Holder, Loren, Corny, Paintball, Graffiti, and Microphone are up for elimination! So viewers, vote for someone out of the eight on the screen by typing the letter in square brackets of who you want to eliminate! The person with the most votes will be eliminated from OSO!
Loren
Hey guys, I'm here to tell you, yes YOU, can work on the show as well! You could animate, draw backgrounds, even write episodes, and more! Just go to the link in the description below and join the Discord server! There, you can instantly join the crew! So go check it out!
Stinger
Paintball
*sigh*

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