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"Don’t touch my spray nozzle!" - Cologne |
OSO Novel walks down a path in the city.
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Welcome contestant thirty-two, OSO Novel! The doors will now be opening.
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The doors open and OSO Novel enters the dome. She walks down a path and spots Tart and Holly talking.
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Oh hey! The thirty-second contestant has finally arrived. Now we can find out what this is all about.
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Hey, why don't we all walk-
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To the center? Yeah, thanks, but I'll pass.
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OSO Novel walks toward a big group of contestants further down the path. Tart and Holly follow.
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So that's when I sped past him in my go-kart and I was all like, "See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya," and he was all like, "Nooo! I can't let you beat me for the fifth time in a row!" And then I totally beat the course record. Isn't that cool?
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Not really, seeing as you've repeated it to me about four times while we've been waiting here.
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Oh. Well, I have other stories too, y'know.
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Hey guys, what are you talking about?
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Oh! I was just telling Coaster how talented I am at skydiving.
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Go-karting.
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Oh, really? That sounds pretty cool. So you're pretty extreme then, huh, Diamond?
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Yup, I'm the best there's ever been, baby.
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You should do well in this competitive-type of stuff then, Diamond. I only got dragged here because of my dumb big brother...
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You'll be glad you're here, this is gonna be really fun, y'know?
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Yeah, yeah, sounds great and all, but, isn't the host supposed to like, be here? Who even is the host?
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Whoever it is, we'll know him while we see him.
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So, you mean like, that guy?
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The host, Crayon Box appears high in the sky, standing on top of a large platform.
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Intro.
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Crayon Box's platform lowers to ground level.
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Alright, now that you all have arrived, I'd like to personally welcome you all to: Open! Source! Objects!
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What makes this, open source?
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Don't worry about it!
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Uhhh...
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Who even are you?
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I'm Crayon Box, and I-
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*pop* I'm Yellow Crayon; this is your host, Crayon Box. Beside me are my fellow co-hosts: Red, Blue, and Green. Who are you?
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Hey Yellow, be nice. She's just curious.
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No, Green. She was being disrespectful.
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Uh, guys, we shouldn't be fighting.
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Why shouldn't we?
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*overlapping chatter*
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Just ignore that. What matters now is that you are all here. Which means we can finally get started!
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Uh, are they gonna be okay in there?
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Oh, don't worry. They're fine. Anyways-
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*gasping*
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Uh, anybody got any tape? *cough*
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This is where you all will be competing.
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This is dumb.
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Who even had the time to build this entire thing?
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Well, you see, *muffled screams*
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That's not important at the moment. But what is important is that we need to start the first challenge!
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Crayon Box presses a button that releases balloons.
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Let me explain. You'll all be suspended in the air with these balloons and you have to find a way down. The last eight people to do so will be in danger of being removed from the competition.
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Woah!
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Wait! This isn't fair! I won't be able to get down!
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Just try and get to me before you float up too high and I can help you, PB.
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Well anyways, come get your balloons, everybody! Go! *buzzer*
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It zooms out, showing all the contestants with balloons in the air.
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Come on, Graffiti, this should be easy.
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Speak for yourself, Guarana! You've got that weird husk to protect yourself! How am I gonna get down safely?
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Hmm, well, maybe we can sabotage others while we think a way for you to get down. Crayon Box never said we couldn't.
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Hey, Coaster. Remember how I told you I was good at skydiving?
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No, it was-
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Woo!
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Woah! *sigh* Well, I guess that's one way to get down.
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Glowing Heart and Cologne bump into each other.
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Ahh! Don't touch my spray nozzle!
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Hmm?
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Uhh, I mean, hey!
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Hi.
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Uh, you okay?
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I can't get down.
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I thought you could fly.
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I would, but... *sigh* I'm afraid of heights.
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Wow, hmm, what if I help you?
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How so?
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Just grab hold of me while you fly down, so if something bad happens, I'll break your fall.
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But I don't want to hurt you!
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Heheh, I'll be fine, I promise. And in the slim chance that I'm not, at least I'll smell good!
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Ha! Okay, let's do this.
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Ugh, this is taking so long. How can anybody ever do this? *Pitcher sees Inhaler* Hey, you! Get me to the bottom!
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Pitcher, I don't appreciate your tone of voice. If you want to be approachable by others, you have to be a nice person.
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I, uh-
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You can't just go around being a nuisance to others and expect them to listen to you and do what you say.
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Shut up, nerd! I don't need a lesson on how to be nice!
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Pitcher pops Inhaler's balloons, and Inhaler falls safely.
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Oh, my waiter! Could things get any worse?
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Careful, careful... don't touch, okay?
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Yay, we did it!
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Yes! I'm safe.
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*in shock* Are you actually kidding me? Everyone else is ahead of me!
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Vape tries to reach Paintball until she flies up too high, but he fails.
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Guh! I couldn't get there in time.
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*sigh* Yeah, but how are we gonna get down?
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Graffiti tries to pop Server's balloons until Guarana interrupts him.
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Hey Graffiti, I'm getting tired of this whole sabotage thing. I'm just gonna get down.
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Server glares at Graffiti.
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Heheh... *Graffiti screams while he's falling, and eventually dies*
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Ooh, that's gotta hurt! Well, since he died, he's automatically up for elimination!
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Shall we try and do what Guarana did?
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Tart, Corny, and Vape
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No!
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I have a much better idea! *Corny pulls out an anvil* Grab on!
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Wow, this is actually really effective.
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Wha... how did they do that? That's physically impossible.
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I don't know man, just focus on getting down.
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Grr, I'm so mad right now! Can't I just pop this one stupid balloon?
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Blob falls inside of Pitcher.
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Huh, usually I'd be mad that I'm about to lose, but, I actually feel at peace with the universe.
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Pitcher falls on Corny, and Corny dies.
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Oh my gosh, you just killed him!
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Tart, relax, such is the way of the universe.
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Hup, mmm, di- agh, geh, ihh, arhh, nugh. *gets tangled up in balloons and sighs* Dang it.
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I think we should try to get down now.
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This should be easy. All we have to do is... *grunting*
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Retainer and Coin
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What are you waiting for?
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That's what I said!
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*sigh* I can't seem to pop any of the balloons. I don't have arms.
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Guys-
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Wait-
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Retainer and Coin
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None of us have arms!
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How are we gonna get down?
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Oh, dear.
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He's got arms!
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Penny, Coin, Incense Holder, Retainer, and Roulette Wheel
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Organic Fruit and Grain Bar! (X4)
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Hey, thanks for helping me up there.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Yes, I'm here!
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Finally, you made it! You want to finish our intellectual discussion now?
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Coin, Penny, Retainer, and Roulette Wheel
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OSO Novel!
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Yeah?
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Could you try and help us?
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Well, I'll say I'll try, but-
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Coin, Retainer, Penny, and Roulette Wheel
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*sigh*
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It was a scripted event anyways.
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Hmm. I think I can survive that fall.
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Microphone falls on Black Square, causing them to both fall and die.
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You know guys, I don't really know if we're gonna make it.
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What are you talking about? We're so close!
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We're armless! There's nothing we can do. I think it's best if we just accept what's coming.
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Yeah, I got to agree with Incense here.
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Given up already? Geez, what's wrong with you losers?
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Huh? Nail Clippers! We need your help! Pop our balloons!
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Why can't you guys do it? Hahaha! How did you even get yourselves into this situation? I'll get you guys down. Oh no! Can't reach! Ha! Now how do I begin to leave?
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Ugh, no!
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Ah! I've got a much better idea. What if I just untie it?
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*screams until he dies*
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Heh, whoops!
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Censored pops their balloons to reveal their legs.
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BEEP
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Woohoo! That was pretty easy!
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Censored painfully lands on the ground, along with Diamond and Coaster.
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Okay everyone, we have to come up with a plan.
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*S I G H*
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Great! So I think it will be best to untie our balloons. Green, will you do the honors? You're the only one with hands.
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But uh, what if I untie too many?
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You won't, though!
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I dunno!
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If you two don't do something soon, we'll be put up for elimination.
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Yeah, but like, I dunno...
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Ugh!
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Looks like we've got some company.
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Dango(s), do you think you can help us out?
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Go away!
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We'd be glad to! What exactly is it that you need help with?
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Can you pop some of our balloons, please?
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We'd love to! Right, you two?
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Uhh...
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No!
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Yay!
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The Dangos pop the balloons, and then Green Dango quickly unties his balloons, and they land safely down.
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*sigh* This is so unfair! How does CB expect me to do this? *Paintball hits the top of the dome* Uhh! I hit the top! Oh, what if the challenge is done already? I really have to finish this! I have to get down! *Paintball struggles to get to the bottom*
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Hmm, does anyone know the current state of the competition?
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Yeah, there's twenty-three who made it down, four people who are still in the air, and five people who somehow managed to die doing this.
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That means there's... *muttering* one more safe spot left!
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So, who's left up there?
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I only see Sippy Cup, Organic Fruit and GRAIN BAR!... and Loren.
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Whos the last one?
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*gasp* Paintball! She's still up there.
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Oh wow, she floated all the way up there? Yeah, this is going to be very interesting. One of those four will be safe. The other three will be up for elimination!
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Hey, uh, what happens if no one comes down?
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Whee! This is so much fun!
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Sippy Cup, maybe you should get down from there.
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Why?
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Well- *record scratch*
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Ugh, fine, I'm getting bored up here anyways. Just gotta find a way to untie a balloon. Hmm...
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I, can't rely on my friends right now... Uh... it's a long way down... Better late than never. *Paintball rips the string of her balloon and starts falling* Ahh! This was a horrible idea!
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I think I've almost got the knot undone! *Sippy Cup undoes the knot and starts lowering, while Paintball hangs on to Sippy Cup's untied balloon, afraid, and then Sippy Cup makes noises with her tongue* Huh?
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And it looks like Sippy Cup is the last one to get immunity!
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Ooh, uh, I'm not jumping this time!
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Paintball!
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Yeah, she's not coming back down.
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Well, it looks like Black Square, Organic Fruit and Grain Bar, Incense Holder, Loren, Corny, Paintball, Graffiti, and Microphone are up for elimination! So viewers, vote for someone out of the eight on the screen by typing the letter in square brackets of who you want to eliminate! The person with the most votes will be eliminated from OSO!
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Hey guys, I'm here to tell you, yes YOU, can work on the show as well! You could animate, draw backgrounds, even write episodes, and more! Just go to the link in the description below and join the Discord server! There, you can instantly join the crew! So go check it out!
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Stinger
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*sigh*
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