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Coaster is a female character competing in Open Source Objects.


Coaster is a lone wolf: blunt, curt, and unapologetic about her opinions. She pushes those away she deems annoying and has a critical eye when it comes to other people’s personalities and actions. This, however, does not mean that she doesn’t care for others, and is willing to jump in if it’s necessary. Unfortunately, many animals attempt to eat her... looking like a waffle has its downsides.


Coaster is a thin, beige drink coaster. Her face and back are scored with a number of diagonal lines.


Episode 1 - "Who the hell recommended Glowing Heart"

Coaster first appears getting her ear talked off by Diamond's exuberant story-telling. She has to correct Diamond when she talks to Penny, and then frustratingly walks away. Coaster reappears during the challenge with a balloon tied around her. She catches Diamond after she popped all four of her balloons with little foresight. The two's combined weight slowly sinks them until they safely reach the ground. Later on, she informs Crayon Box of the state of the challenge, and she doubts Paintball's ability to come back down once the challenge ends.

Episode 2 - "Your Opinion is Invalid"

When the contestants are all pairing up for the stacking challenge, Diamond approaches Coaster, attempting to team up with her. Before she can finish asking, Coaster sighs and walks away to instead pair up with Incense Holder, who she climbs inside of. The pair do not fall over, and she is safe for the episode.

Episode 3 - "The Good, the Bad, and the ********"

Coater remains idle for the most of the challenge, and seems worried when placed on Green Crayon’s team. When all the others shout out ideas all at once, she warns that it wouldn’t work, but Green Crayon does not listen. The last straw is when she messes up the order of the vinyl records, and says that they’re doomed.

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